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airzonk:

incredibeard:

The 7th Stand User's localization team has put forth what I'd say is the best translation of Joseph's dumbass flesh bud pun that I've ever seen.

Go download it.

miracleball told me to play it safe and stick with flesh bud/”bud-dies” and I told him that true visionaries are never understood in their time

I said I really liked your “…So I guess now that we’ve taken out his flesh bud, we’ve made a fresh bud! Get it? Heh heh heh” line. Don’t slander me in front of the community.

airzonk:

7thjojo:

After several months in the making, the 7th Stand User English Translation is finally complete! Thanks to everyone who supported me during this project, especially Clayman for not only giving me her blessing but being super cooperative and encouraging throughout.

There’s still much more to do, of course - even though it’s a fan-game, it is also a big game and the result of over 5 years of work on the creator’s part. You could play it 10 times over and still not find everything, which is why I plan to put up a guide sometime soon. In addition, since I was the only one working on the game and I’m not the greatest when it comes to catching errors, I’m putting this out as a beta - I’m going to try and put out an updated version once I get a little more feedback on the translation. Until then, enjoy! Please check the readme as I’ve included an FAQ for common issues that come up when running the game, but if you have a problem that isn’t covered there, don’t hesitate to tell me.

Download here (22MB .zip)

Excited and also nervous because as much as I went through this with a fine-toothed comb I’m still gonna wake up with a bunch of messages because I accidentally uploaded a .zip full of my baby photos or something. Oh well. Probably the fatigue talking.

Really can’t wait to see what people think of it, though - it’s a super nuanced game that’d I’d recommend to any RPG fan, not just those into JoJo’s, and I tried to do a translation that did justice to the amount of love put into it. Here’s hoping I succeeded at least a little bit!

airzonk:

miracleball:

I’m alejandro

rip alejandro i got 1,000+ notes and 4 followers because of this joke i stole from him and every notification i get from it is like a mirror into my own past mistakes

I’m alejandro

I’m alejandro

Greetings from Monsterpalooza

Greetings from Monsterpalooza

airzonk:

yellow ant from SimAnt for smash bros or bust

i agree

Open RP

airzonk:

miracleball:

airzonk:

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My Cool Son would you like to make a pizza with I, your father, the cool Dio?

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"…"

Giorno sighed at his father’s request. Ever since the day his mother and his father split up, he’s had to deal with his father’s pathetic attempts at “reconnecting” with his son. He always thought it was shameful to see a man as prideful as he struggling with something as simple as carrying a conversation or planning a weekend activity. Still though, he felt the need to keep up appearances and humor him once in a while. Was it to try and keep up the illusion of family between the two of them? Or was it simply so he didn’t have to see his father make a fool out of himself in front of him? Giorno wasn’t so sure himself.

He collected himself and replied.

"Pizza every day."

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"Yeah." Dio licked his lips "Now we rollin"

"Here Dad. Let me cut the cheese."

Giorno realized his mistake too late. His father must have noticed. A man like him would never allow a misstep as foolish as that go unpunished. Giorno was powerless to stop him. All he could do now is brace himself for what was to come.

Open RP

airzonk:

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My Cool Son would you like to make a pizza with I, your father, the cool Dio?

"…"

Giorno sighed at his father’s request. Ever since the day his mother and his father split up, he’s had to deal with his father’s pathetic attempts at “reconnecting” with his son. He always thought it was shameful to see a man as prideful as he struggling with something as simple as carrying a conversation or planning a weekend activity. Still though, he felt the need to keep up appearances and humor him once in a while. Was it to try and keep up the illusion of family between the two of them? Or was it simply so he didn’t have to see his father make a fool out of himself in front of him? Giorno wasn’t so sure himself.

He collected himself and replied.

"Pizza every day."

darkspinez:

But you know, I can’t let you live 
Your adventuring days are coming to an end!

darkspinez:

But you know, I can’t let you live 

Your adventuring days are coming to an end!